Less slush

If you're loving your Valentine's vista desktop - but fear the wrath of your colleagues as they ridicule your romantic side then this new desktop / wallpaper is for you!

Mr Vista can't wait to go home

Mr Vista and the day dream
Uploaded by MrVista

Time drags. So a little day dreaming helps.

See your own life slicing away

YES! Now you too can enjoy watching your life slicing away one pixel at a time. In real time!!! Except instead of blocky old pixels you can count away the days.

Available now, and about 2 months too late to be of any use, it's the Mr Vista calendar. Give it to your boss with a cryptic 'get fired' note written in for 4 months time. Give it to an elderly relative so they are reminded of their impending demise. Or even better - keep it for yourself in the vain attempt that people will think you actually made it yourself and are creative.

Whatever you do with it. Download it today. Or maybe tomorrow. Or maybe never.

The Mr Vista 2008 Calendar. Because witnessing the futility of your own existence has never been so much fun!

Please note. This is a 7 meg download. So get extra progress bar excitement watching it download!"

He has, have you?

Don't forget to install your Mr Vista backdrop / wallpaper. Steve has. If you have already, then send it in.

USB - unusually slow boiling

Mr V just wants a cup of tea. But then his colleague, the World's most boring man (TM) arrives. Please you stupid kettle, BOIL!!!

Mr Vista: USB - unusually slow boiling
Uploaded by MrVista

If you have a colleague like the one Mr Vista works with then send it on - anonymously of course. Or leave a comment.

New visitors

"Hejsa" to all the new visitors from Mr Vista!

Vista desktop

Mr Vista meets XP
Boy meets girl
Mouse meets icon

Enjoy Valentine's Day with a new hi-res Mr Vista desktop background. Show everyone in the office you are a sad lonely person - but proud of it. Or send it to a loved one. Either is good.

You can also get it from here.

Important note: you don't need to use Vista to enjoy the amazing artistic and comedic qualities of this desktop.

Episode 3: A vista valentine

Episode 3: A vista valentine
Uploaded by MrVista

'Happy' Valentine's from Mr Vista. Please pass on to your lonely geek friends.

Mr Vista saw this...

Episode 2: In-Stall

Episode 2: In-Stall
Uploaded by MrVista

Mr Vista descends into low-tech this week (I'm afraid). This is dedicated to everyone who has ever wasted the whole of their tea break.

And this weeks episode is ever shorter following requests for a more punchy Mr V experience.