Everyone loves Ctrl Z

Everyone loves Ctrl Z
Uploaded by MrVista

Don't you wish you could undo the past 52 seconds of your life you just wasted watching this?

Well tough.
You can't. No amount of Z key bashing can erase the image of a strange man doing very little - and doing it right on your own PC screen where you should feel safe from being abused by such nonsense and ridicule.

Anyway - shouldn't you be worried instead about trying to undo the past 10 years of your life, back to a time when words like 'potential' and 'opportunity' meant something to you rather than just sounding like cliche and callous terms your manager would say?

P.S. - the escape key won't work in real life either.

He is back - kind of - in about one week

Mr Vista: Downloading again
Uploaded by MrVista

Yes! He is back. At last, finally, after all this time. He returns like a great blue hat wearing superhero with his green progress bar shaped cape fluttering in the wind of time. Yes back, better than ever.*

Well nearly. In fact he isn't. But he will be. Soon.
The progress bar of editing is the most erratic of all. But he will be back next week, right here.

In the meantime I found this never before seen episode left over in the 'trash'. I guess it is left over as it isn't funny, poignant or even interesting. But tough. Here it is anyway. And it will help you get the taste of failure and ineptitude back in your mouth so you can fully enjoy next week's brand new 'adventures'**

*not legally binding, you may indeed decide he is more juvenile, puerile or facile than ever.
** not strictly adventures as nothing ever happens

Help with Vista

Some people are struggling with understanding Mr Vista.

Do we ignore these people and ridicule them? Yes. But after that invite them to look at this picture. It is a guide to mr vista, a help file in pictorial fashion, a comedy picture about a character based upon a certain Microsoft product from which people may derive humour, a joke, a gag from simple spoofs.

Anyway, now that I've finished trying to get this post to show up on Google searches better by jamming in loads of words just enjoy the pic above. Oh, and 'Bill Gates'!

Another chance to see...

Yes! Yet another chance to see the film festival version of Mr Vista as it is part of the Edinburgh Film Festival Media Guardian Viral Showcase. The competition title is longer than the film! Anyway, all Visterons must be used to the pathetic scrabbling for attention associated with the Mr Vista shorts and I can delude myself that the repetition is all part of the Mr Vista brand. Now let's all go home and pretend this never happened.

A call to arms

Mr Vista needs your help. So far we've had a few Vista fans (is that vistarenos, nah, how about vistarites or even better, yep, vistarons) send in ideas for series 2 of the big V mans adventures.

So far...

Mr Vista and the microwave dinner
Mr Vista and the satnav
Mr Vista and the air raid bunker (!)
Mr Vista and the incredible disappearing pay cheque
Mr Vista and the full bladder
Mr Vista and the vision of tomorrow
Mr Vista's guide to MSN smilies for the real world

However...
If you have an idea for a Mr Vista episode then let me know by the end of June.
Over to you Vistarons.

Mr Vista's new outfit

François Sabbagh aka Fssabbagh sent in this photo for the Vistarons to enjoy. He suggest it may suit Mr Vista!

NOT 'Evolution of Dance'

Mr Vista evolved from this episode...



But what of evolution of man? Note: If you want a proper Darwin poster on evolution click here



Ever feel like you are not getting anywhere? Feel as if your life is in a rut? In fact you are in a rut. And the daylight barely glints down into the muddy swill you live it? Yes!

Well worry no more! The above diagram, if studied correctly, will aid your concerns and soothe your woes. Yes. At last. The Mr Vista guide to evolution. As any foole can see it clearly highlights that no one is getting anywhere and they never will. Hurrah. Everyone else is as screwed as you. Rejoiceth one and all.


Picture stolen from here.

Big version here.