A call to arms

Mr Vista needs your help. So far we've had a few Vista fans (is that vistarenos, nah, how about vistarites or even better, yep, vistarons) send in ideas for series 2 of the big V mans adventures.

So far...

Mr Vista and the microwave dinner
Mr Vista and the satnav
Mr Vista and the air raid bunker (!)
Mr Vista and the incredible disappearing pay cheque
Mr Vista and the full bladder
Mr Vista and the vision of tomorrow
Mr Vista's guide to MSN smilies for the real world

However...
If you have an idea for a Mr Vista episode then let me know by the end of June.
Over to you Vistarons.

Mr Vista's new outfit

François Sabbagh aka Fssabbagh sent in this photo for the Vistarons to enjoy. He suggest it may suit Mr Vista!

NOT 'Evolution of Dance'

Mr Vista evolved from this episode...



But what of evolution of man? Note: If you want a proper Darwin poster on evolution click here



Ever feel like you are not getting anywhere? Feel as if your life is in a rut? In fact you are in a rut. And the daylight barely glints down into the muddy swill you live it? Yes!

Well worry no more! The above diagram, if studied correctly, will aid your concerns and soothe your woes. Yes. At last. The Mr Vista guide to evolution. As any foole can see it clearly highlights that no one is getting anywhere and they never will. Hurrah. Everyone else is as screwed as you. Rejoiceth one and all.


Picture stolen from here.

Big version here.

Mr Vista is breaking out

Mr Vista needs your help! If you've seen the episodes then this will be plain to see. But this week he needs your help in another way. He is in two competitions.

Clearly these desperate websites are clinging to the idea that featuring Mr Vista will somehow draw in the crowds. I urge you to keep these deluded individuals where they are - do not shatter this misconception and thrust them into the real world. The real world of "no one giving a damn" that we all live in. Keep them in the belief that Mr Vista has fans so we may better study them and perhaps, in time, help them cast of their web 2.0 pretentiousness and get a real job.

Before then - just go and vote and make everyone* happy!

http://www.virginmediashorts.co.uk/film/1546482722
http://uploads.atomfilms.com/showdown.aspx

*everyone except yourself who will have wasted more of your life watching shit old episodes you've seen before.

Mr Shorta Vista

Mr Shorta Vista
Uploaded by MrVista

The downbeat nature of modern living - in 90 seconds.

Yes. Another quick, mind numbing video that reeks of post modernism and tries to hide the stench under a pot pouri of glossy shiny colour correction. Still, all adds to the fun*

* please note - fun not guaranteed. Especially as this is just a quick remix of Episode 1. This version is for various festivals etc. Apologies for resultant boredom.

The Mr Vista Interactive Adventure - be him!!!

Yes. It's true. Now you can live the dream. Be Mr Vista in one of his mind-numbingly average adventures. Start now.

Click here

Parallel Processing

Mrs Vista shows Mr Vista how it is done!