Have your cake and eat it

Mr Vista has his cake and eats it
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Mr Vista is living with the fallout from his birthday. Ah sod it - just eat the damn cake!

Perhaps you too have to settle for the sensation of sugar and a full stomach instead of having the warm glow of being surrounded by people who actually like you - or can even tolerate you. Maybe a bulletin on myspace, a quick twitter and a status update on facebook to your 2000 friends wasn't enough to ensure that even one would ever actually show up in the flesh. But never mind. Bright green icing will numb the pain. And sponge is mostly air anyway.

Get it

As featured in the previous video - don't forget you can be equally as depressed about life by owning your own Mr Vista calendar. Get it today and marvel and simple lack of any design or pictures. Wow. Post modern and ironic.

Mr Vista celebrates another 365 days of being on-line

Happy Birthday Mr Vista
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If you, or anyone you know, has a birthday this year. You'll love this...

Perhaps you too feel the progress bar of your earthly existence slipping away. Remember when you were young, you had your whole progress bar in front of you? A long expanse of transparent glass-effect goodness and hope?

Not anymore.

These days the green seems to be oozing out of every pixel. And the one thing you fear more than the fact it is colouring is - is when it will stop. And all those so-called choices you made didn't really make any difference as the bar continued it's relentless dash towards the end of the window.

Maybe you even have a page-a-day calendar. Perhaps a Dilbert one, or one with dogs on it. Good for you. A quick giggle everyday. Well from now on, everytime you rip off a page, I hope you'll remember Mr Vista and ruminate upon your rapidly depleting days upon this Earth.

Enjoy. It's supposed to be comedy you know.

Mr Vista - the devil is in the detail

After last weeks loss of the progress bar, ITS BACK. Loads of them.

Behold the incredible detail of the official Mr Vista poster. Have it as a wallpaper / desktop. Print it out. Whatever.

Blogger won't allow the full glory to shine through as they limit the size of pictures. So to get the full 4804x3456 pixel version. Go here.

Podcast

Now fully available on iTunes

If you have it running on Vista then please send it a screengrab for all the world to see!

1-800-support

Mr Vista: 1-800-SUPPORT
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This week (as you are all big Mr Vista fans by now) there was no need to actually add the progress bar - you can imagine it yourself!

Mr Vista and the meaning of life

Mr Vista and the meaning(less) of life
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Mr Vista gets philosophical on ya assss!

(with special attention for Mr Vista fan DC - no cars this time!)