Have your cake and eat it

Mr Vista has his cake and eats it
Uploaded by MrVista

Mr Vista is living with the fallout from his birthday. Ah sod it - just eat the damn cake!

Perhaps you too have to settle for the sensation of sugar and a full stomach instead of having the warm glow of being surrounded by people who actually like you - or can even tolerate you. Maybe a bulletin on myspace, a quick twitter and a status update on facebook to your 2000 friends wasn't enough to ensure that even one would ever actually show up in the flesh. But never mind. Bright green icing will numb the pain. And sponge is mostly air anyway.